I wouldn’t say

quirky,

but definitely 

jerky.

I don’t think

“eccentric”

so much as

egocentric.

Not normal?

Certainly.

Absurd?

Undoubtedly.

Not what

I’d call

uncanny;

but absolutely 

odd.

And lazy.

Not exactly

freaky,

but crazy 

like a 

Fox.

Unorthodox,

grotesque,

strange,

and creepy.

Not very humorous;

extremely dangerous.

And

just 

plain

weird.