The only
line
on a bill
that Trump
wants to
sign
will fill
a tip
jar
at the coffee
bar.
The at-once
retro, yet
Crypto,
AI,
Social Media
guy
wants his
signature
bill
to be
a dollar.
That’s
his currency,
literally.
In a world
where
bigwigs
slip a few
to those who
might curry
favors,
the currency
he savors,
his name,
visible,
is indivisible
from
the most
powerful
person
“ever.”
“Never
has there
been….”
(nor
should there
be)
another
Donald J
Trump.
Sorry, Junior.
This latest
maneuver
by the Commander
in Chief
who neglects
to debrief,
and whose
belief
in distraction
as a course
of action,
wants
to fulfill
his identity
with the dollar
bill.
The old guy
loves to try
to resurrect
what will
surely
die
as we become
conditioned
to digital
currency
and each
emergency
that makes
fossil fuel
less cool
or necessary.
We want
a breath
of fresh
air—
environmentally
and presidentially.
Only he
would say
that he’s
in Mint Condition.