Katie Zacharia
was never a
lawyer,
but he
saw her
as telegenic
with her
blonde tress
aesthetic,
faux academic,
anti-ethnic,
anti-ethic,
she’ s actually
pathetic.
She made
a mess
of her first
press
conference
with a freudian
reference.
“Honestly,
if I were you,
I’d reconsider,”
Trump told her
(and later
told the media).
Scaramucci’s tenure
may have
been slender,
but Lady Katie
couldn’t
remember enough
to get through
this tough
week.
Removing
Kimberly Guilfoyle,
who’s latest
turmoil
includes
shaking down
a donor,
she’s no longer
ambassador
to Greece.
And the mouthpiece
of testosterone
and ineptitude,
Pete Hegseth,
is the dude-iest
dude
to conclude
that putting
to death
anyone
via livestream
is extremely
unseemly
and perverse.
It could always
be worse.
But this week
in Trump
universe,
the POTUS
tried to
reverse
a few
examples
of abrupt
decisions,
corrupt
positions,
and a smattering
of the unflattering
or bad polling
before
the midterms.
Ousting
the new press
secretary
will help
to bury
more serious
actions
including
transactions
with Putin
for diesel.
Each day’s
upheaval
exposes
new evil
and a new
magnitude
of ineptitude.
In the new
stupid
economy,
run by technology
bros
and democracy
foes,
the greediest,
nihilists,
whose self
interests
are endless,
this mess
feels new
and yet,
it’s getting
old.
Trump’s
hold
is getting
weaker,
and we need
a new
Speaker.
So
get out
there
and vote!
