All of West
Virginia
is contained
in Appalachia,
along with
parts of states
from The Catskills
to the Blue Ridge
and Great Smokies
too.
It’s true,
it’s a region
that’s seen
seemingly
endless
poverty;
struggling
economically,
though
rich in natural
resources.
Symbolically
significant
of the indigent
white folk,
powerless
to the political
process
until relatively
recently.
And most
potently,
with an emissary
who began
his career
with
Hillbilly Elegy.
JD,
as you know,
won
a seat
in Ohio,
with Trump’s
support
and Thiel’s
backing.
Vance’s
pay pal
from
venture capital
to The Capital
advanced
Vance
to VP
nominee.
As JD
claims
to be
the Harvard
guy
and venture
capitalist
now
representing
the Midwest,
it’s his roots
in Appalachia
that he gets
to claim
as authentic.
He gets it,
right?
The region
emblematic
of the tragic,
left behind,
produced
a guy
with gumption
to have
the assumption
that the dream
was his
to reach.
However,
what actually
produced him
was rebellion
and disdain,
and the world
of the elite
with whom
he’d complete
his aspiration.
Power
is inspiration,
a motivation
of and for
itself.
He literally
sold himself
and proved
himself
to be
an Appalachik—
an agent
of the powerful
using the powerful
story of his humble
beginnings
deprived
but survived
and thrived
to unimaginable
success.
But he doesn’t
represent
the Appalachian
address,
other than
to confess
the terrible conditions
of his
youth.
He remains
true
to himself
for himself
and will
say
and do
anything
to have pals
who pay
for him to
stay
an Appalachik—
his version
of diversity
equity
and inclusion
identity
for straight,
white,
men,
comfortable
with misogyny
and
just weird
when it comes
to biology,
or frankly,
humanity.