Katie Zacharia

was never a

lawyer,

but he

saw her

as telegenic

with her

blonde tress

aesthetic,

faux academic,

anti-ethnic,

anti-ethic,

she’ s actually

pathetic.

She made

a mess

of her first

press

conference

with a freudian

reference.

“Honestly,

if I were you,

I’d reconsider,”

Trump told her

(and later

told the media).

Scaramucci’s tenure

may have

been slender,

but Lady Katie

couldn’t

remember enough

to get through

this tough

week.

Removing

Kimberly Guilfoyle,

who’s latest

turmoil

includes

shaking down

a donor,

she’s no longer

ambassador

to Greece.

And the mouthpiece

of testosterone

and ineptitude,

Pete Hegseth,

is the dude-iest

dude

to conclude

that putting

to death

anyone

via livestream

is extremely

unseemly

and perverse.

It could always

be worse.

But this week

in Trump

universe,

the POTUS

tried to

reverse

a few

examples

of abrupt

decisions,

corrupt

positions,

and a smattering

of the unflattering

or bad polling

before

the midterms.

Ousting

the new press

secretary

will help

to bury

more serious

actions

including

transactions

with Putin

for diesel.

Each day’s

upheaval

exposes

new evil

and a new

magnitude

of ineptitude.

In the new

stupid

economy,

run by technology

bros

and democracy

foes,

the greediest,

nihilists,

whose self

interests

are endless,

this mess

feels new

and yet,

it’s getting

old.

Trump’s

hold

is getting

weaker,

and we need

a new

Speaker.

So

get out

there

and vote!