Denying access
to the press
is expressly
unconstitutional.
But in
the delusional
MAGA world
where
executive orders,
closed
borders,
billionaire
hoarders,
and a propensity
to support
Putin
rather than
Zelensky,
they want
to undo
what took
80 years
to build.
Filled with
lust
for power,
they must
also feed
their incessant
greed,
apparently
at ludicrous
speed.
And who will
read
the news
anyway?
Product
placement
is Trump’s
encasement,
and in case
you missed
the chainsaw
massacre
at CPAC,
well…
that says
it all,
in fact.
Lack
of tact
is nothing
new
for this
wrecking
crew,
whose
head
prefers
instead
to suggest
“king”
has a nice
ring
to it.
And the left
goes wild
when the
man-child’s
posts
are the most
inflammatory,
which he
regards
as congratulatory.
At least
don’t feed
the beast!
Anyway,
he’s more
like an
emperor
than like
a king,
seeking
to acquire
an empire
with Greenland
and Canada,
and possibly
Panama.
It’s the same
idea
I call
Putinesca
sauce.
(The actual
sauce
of Italian
name
came
from “puttana”,
roughly meaning
a
whore.
What’s more,
it’s used
as an all-purpose
profanity;
kind of like
shit
or shitty.)
Currently
the AP
is fighting
back
against
this Putinesca-
Emperor- Wanna
Be,
suing
the administration
over the
Gulf of Mexico
name-change
fiasco,
after being
blocked
from any
presidential
event.
If MAGA
meant
freedom
of speech,
they wouldn’t
test
the AP
or breech
the constitution,
but their
solution
is deranged
evolution:
survival
of the
unfit.
Please
do not quit
paying
attention.
This
is
not just
a test.
The Associated
Press’s
successes
rest in
reporting,
while MAGA’s
puttana
rests in distorting.
Like policy,
the AP
matters
to a functional
democracy.