Like
A “Hard Day’s Night”,
the president’s
flight
had him
on the run,
escaping through
Air Force One
to hide
inside
a catering
truck.
What luck!
The image
though,
is the stuff
of late night
or a cartoon
with a buffoon
hiding
under
a sliding
cart
with a white
cloth
and a metal
cloche.
The ever-gauche
president
had to
not be
evident
for fear
of an attempt
on his life.
Imagine his
face
in his hiding
place,
surrounded
by Diet Coke
and snacks.
Attacks
potential
and real
are part
of the deal
of the presidency,
and hastily
finding
safety
must
always
be available.
This
episode
showed
the unassailable
Trump
catering
to himself
differently
than he usually
does
because
this flight
was someone
else’s fancy.